"Huh," he said, taking a moment to conjure that particular mental image. It was cute, in a way, but also terrifying. Either way, that wasn't the point. Rather than point out that Roman had just let some beans spill, Lord El-Melloi II smiled self assured. "Well, I'll give it a shot tomorrow. I'm far better at keeping things to myself." A bit too good, if his total refusal to discuss certain things was any indication.

Either way, he nodded to show that any weird Age of Gods-history timeline interference was something that he was game for. "We'll set it for a different day. There's been more than enough revelations for now, I think." Casually spoken revelations rather than ones screamed at the top of lungs, but revelations all the same.

It was so much easier to turn to the ridiculous. "Goodness, do you think she hasn't noticed that I've sat here for a while and brought presents? Really now, the question is how will she outdo anything I've just done?" Yeah, this was a bit too silly. "And yes! I've worn jeans and a t-shirt a few times on campus, and I've definitely had mornings where I ran in with a rat's nest for hair because my alarm didn't go off."

He hit the snooze button.