"Pretty sure I'd pay to see him sit through vampire lessons," Lord El-Melloi II said darkly, hint of a smirk on his face. Vlad was...Vlad was a lot. And part of him wondered what would happen if Vlad's brother was ever summoned as a Heroic Spirit. Nothing good besides a solid opening spectacle.

Testing out the rest of Roman's words, Lord El-Melloi II considered them slowly, filling time by sipping his coffee. It was hot as anything, but that was fine. He wanted something nearly scalding.

"So it is the impact of using a human body rather manifesting solely as a spirit," he said, certain enough. Thanks Zhuge Liang. Fucking thanks. "And the only way out is through, but...probably better done in a more controlled environment rather than an unpredictable mission."

It was the obvious conclusion, wasn't it?